The Prophecy of Green Eggs and Tam

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Brittany and Christine Show, the aforementioned shall hitherto be referred to as...Green Eggs and Tam! The short, albeit sordid history of our blog lies in what some see as a coincidence but what we call destiny. Just like The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet (but without all that dying drama) these star-crossed bloggers were meant to be together to entertain you.

Two girls, both alike in lack of dignity
In fair Vancouver, where we layer clothes
Upon meeting in September 2009,
We discovered ancient common enemies,
Break to 79 mutual Facebook friends.
From forth the friendship of these two brunettes,
A pair of star-cross'd bloggers share their lives.
Whole misadventures from opposite ends of the city
Is now the fearless content of our website.
To which if you with patient eyes and ears attend,
What here shall post, will strive to amuse our friends.

P.s. Thanks to Willy Shakes for the inspiration

Top 10 Signs Green Eggs And Tam was meant to be:

1. Growing up, both were figure skaters
2. Both went to university in Montreal
3. Both currently attend the Broadcast Journalism Program at BCIT, Grad 2011, Set F
4. Already had 79 mutual Facebook friends before they even met
5. Walked into class one Friday morning wearing the exact same Abercrombie and Fitch sweater ...from TWO SEASONS AGO
6. Instead of finding #5 embarrassing, bonding occurred
7. Both have small dogs
8. Both refer to their exes as Voldemort "He Who Shall Not Be Named" aka the Darklord from HP
9. Both show up for morning class obscenely early
10. Both subscribe to the 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere' rule

This concludes our inaugural post. We look forward to blogging with you!

xx
Brittany Greenslade and Christine Tam